Friday, September 12, 2008

Wristcutters: A Love Story

(It's a movie.
These people heave the weirdest names, the only one I remember is Zia.)

http://www.horror-movies.ca/albums/userpics/poster_wristcutters-poster.jpg

Basically this guy:

http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/uploaded_images/wristcutters4.jpg

Gets dumped by this skank (just in the movie I'm sure she's great):

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and so he commits suicide by cutting his wrists.
Anyone who commits suicide for whatever reason, goes to this deserty, trashy-looking, afterlife.
Man #1 doesn't know what the hell is going on for a good 20 minutes,or why everything is grey, and looks like that one scene in Halloweentown when the evil man takes everyones color away.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/85/272099847_c3c2610588.jpg?v=0


Someone eventually tells him that the girl that dumped him, killed herself a month after his death. Which meannnnssss Man #1 is now on a mission to find her! Whoa!
So, on the way he meets this crazy chick who shouldn't even be IN this super trashy afterlife since she accidentally over dosed.
Crazy chick:

http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/uploaded_images/wristcutters1.jpg

Man #1 still thinks he's in love with skank #1.
He still tries to find her during the whole movie when crazy chick is super great and they have so much fun together.

http://theenvelope.latimes.com/media/photo/2006-11/26631469.jpg

In the end he realizes that crazy chick is the one for him and he dumps skank #1.

That's not all...



Watch the rest


(I meant for that one section to be super small.)





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