Monday, October 27, 2008

almost Halloween



ideas for Halloween costumes:

American Apparel Model:
for example, leggings model.
get latex leggings
put on latex leggings
gaffa-tape any possible nipplage
walk out
get accused for being softly pornographic
done!

Kanye:
find all neon in wardrobe
put on all neon in wardrobe
get shutter-sunnies
don bratty attitude and stolen MTV award
done!

Pete Wentz:
tightest jeans possible (abandon testicles if possible)
Sharpie on barely-beard
find the tightiest hoodie
straighten yo yarn till it can't be straightened no mo'
assume ambiguous sexuality
done!

Su Chin from Juno:
construct 'No Babies Like Murdering' sign
put on puffy jacket and red glasses
make Asian face
go out of house
express disbelief when people tell you your costume's 'too obscure' to be recognised. tsk.
yell ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED
awkwardly explain sarcasm and irony when fug republicans commend your stance
done!

Miss Alaska:
get united states of american swimming suit
get textile, cut to make pageant ribbon, write Miss Alaska on
answer with mumbling of job creation, bush doctrines, all the unnamed newspapers you read, and Tina Fey when asked what you are. by that time your inspiration should be clear
done!

Sexy Pizza Box
laugh at armies of sexy kitties/angels/devils/teachers when they freeze they vadge off and you're safe in your pizza box with the playboy logo on (to bring the sexy, you know?)
done!

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