Sunday, November 30, 2008

Procrastination: A Dialogue by Mike and Lyra

we have fun.

Mike: Procrastination is masturbation; feels good at first, but in the end, you're just fucking yourself.

Lyra: Speaking of which, I've a proposal for you. If you don't jerk off in the entire holiday I won't either.

M: It's probably impossible...

L: Yeah, but you're at someone else's house, so it'll be difficult anyways.

M: But it's Brandon's, so he'll be like, wanna use my computer for a moment?

WE BRINGIN SAXY BACK

L: And Rebecca'll help you. Back to procrastination. Why do you procrastinate?

M: *draws shoulders*

L: Is it to avoid the painful reality of your new haircut?

M: ..... Mostly.

shortly after this, Lyra continued to pluck Mike's nipple hair in exchange for crackers and porn.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Little Big Planet,




Upon first hearing about Little Big Planet I was a little skeptical cause I wasn't sure what the game was about. After learning I anticipated it's release, I just today purchased the game (which was full priced on a Black Friday... don't understand that) and this game has entertainment value like no other. First off, this game is very innovative and original, in my mind very comparable to games such as Katamari. Basically everything in this game is costumizable from Characters, to your "Pod" which is like your room for you little Sackbuddy :) , to story mode levels. The game is very group oriented you can play with a group of friends or online via playstation network you can pelvic thrust and control virtually every aspect of your character. All and all, great game... Come over, you can play it with me...


Or just give me your PSN username hit me up we will run threw a few level...

Look me up: KILL3RB3ATS


P.S.
AWW JESSIE POSTED <3 her.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Kanye West,


Kanye's new CD came out yesterday... not too sure how I feel about it, I mean there are certain elements of this album that I really enjoy, but at the same time, it's kind of like, you expect something so much more. I feel as though if Kanye gave these songs to someone else to see they'd be a lot more enjoyable, just cause his voice is a little lacking in charm and luster :)

Anyway the tunes are very 80's feeling the beats are siqq, I think what killed it most really is the voice, maybe it's one of those things that'll grow on me if I listen to it enough, we will see.


I do enjoy the direction he is going in, I can say that much.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Hidden in Plain Sight,




So over the weekend I did my first art show with A Bitter Hello, the turn out was good, more people came then the previous ABH art shows (that I could tell) at least 100 (maybe). Not sure it was a lot of people. I plan on continuing doing art shows with ABH as long as they continue, and as long as they are doing shows in the mediums I work in. I will also eventually try to branch out on my own and do shows with friends and such, all because art is my passion, I hope to build a name for myself :D


Sorry I didn't actually get picutres of the pieces as they were hanging in the show, but maybe I'll put them up on my wall or something and put some pictures up so you all can see.

sing me to sleep, sing me to sleep

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem

And he called it “Chops”
because that was the name of his dog

And that’s what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star

And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts

That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo

And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair

And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X’s

and he had to ask his father what the X’s meant

And his father always tucked him into bed at night
And was always there to do it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem

And he called it “Autumn”
because that was the name of the season

And that’s what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly

And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its new paint

And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars

And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames

And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked he to go see Santa Claus

And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot

And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it


Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem

And he called it “Innocence: A Question”
because that was the question about his girl

And that’s what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look

And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her

That was the year Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle’s Creed went

And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch

And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked

And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup

That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway

because that was the thing to do

And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring loudly


That’s why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem

And he called it “Absolutely Nothing”
Because that’s what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn’t think

he could reach the kitchen.

Friday, November 14, 2008

I'm the type of person,





That rarely likes anything they ever finish, so if I finish something and I do like it it's a big deal for me, The pieces I've done for this art show have me stuck in the middle, I like them, then a certain sort of hate comes rushing back to me making me dislike them, hopefully it gets to a point one day where I like all of my art.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Complete History Of My Sexual Failures

This film really hit home with me. Hahaha I know that must sound weird but trust me, the title is misguiding.

It's about a man searching for something, your never 100% sure what it is. It could be the answer why every girlfriend he's ever had dumped him. Or it could be about him searching for a relationship he and his partner would be happy for for the rest of their lives. Sometimes you could question if the movie was about why he couldn't get a hard-on. I don't want to go too deep into what it's about, you should just watch it.
It was damn funny too, this movie is just FILLED with memorable characters, and hilarious moments too awesome to be made-up. 'Sexual Failures' is a movie that was so true to me, it was deep in a different kind of way. There were no 5min poetic monologues or intense shots with vibrant colors filled with emotion and hidden messages. It was a literal look into a sad, lonely, confused man. This movie may start a little documentary phase for me, but i doubt i'll find anything quite like this one. Check it out

http://www.supernovatube.com/human.php?viewkey=6fe03447c9d3545e6b37
(just click your human)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

consumerism at its finest

consumerism START.

so just in case you need some more places to waste your money and make endless wish-lists (... Micah, cough cough!), i present:

americanapparel
aight you know the deal herr'. it's fabulous. the post-modernity of the 'no logo' concept is a revolootion. really, i could talk about it for hours. (when it comes to me and random tangents / analogies mike's quite good for super radd examples)

karmaloop
less known, completely undeservedly. this shit is eclectic. it's all streetwear-inspired. i'm a little tired of that look, since it's practically uniform in deekay (that's dk), graphic and all. but i do prefer it to loads other girly things. which i loathe. i am not one for girly, that's fo sho. i'm getting an umbrella from there soon :D

fredflare
okay AWESOME. you want cute? i give you cute. and useless. and AWESOME.

that's it for now lovelies. consumerism END.

OR?

i received my new hoodie today. it's fab. here is pictures. you don't care but i don't either, so here my friend. (:

BEFO':


AFTA:


EARS. THE HOOD HAS EARS!!11!!1 also, a hole in each sleeve for thumb on cold days. also, little straps so you can put in chains. and TWO patches you can take off! it is killah. i love it.

do you see? from: parisian chic wannabe (jean paul gaultier! jean paul gaultier!) to: mindless teenage wannabe.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Boca Burgers,



Aren't as bad as I remember them being, but you shouldn't eat them when you are full, you just end up felling sick :)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

small rant for you. (:

i am sick and tired of everyone telling me about the 'scandinavian beauty' - ergo, tall long legs, pale skin, blue eyes, and blond hair. i, obviously, don't count, seeing as i've brown eyes and kind of olive skin (thank you french heritage). this stereotypical view excludes the far majority of danes, and hells yeah do i still think we're awesomely pretty. the girls and boys with somali and turkish heritage, for example, i often find far more attractive than the cookie-cutter danes. watevs. rant almost over.
but just to give yall a little look at the most common, mainstream style...... voilĂ  some videos to grant you insight. we call em 'pretty boys' and 'popcans'. and they look ridiculous. we're talking half a tin of wax, bleached-the-shit-out-of, straightened-life-out-of hair, completely uniformly followed fashion tendencies, and self-tanner till you can't self-tan no' mo'. these aren't even the worst cases. seriously, these almost ganguro-like creatures (can i get a wapanese amen? AMEN!) scare the shit out of me. can you say DENNISH SHOLA? DENNIIIIISH SHOOOLAAAAAA!

boys:


girls:

Saturday, November 8, 2008

A Bitter Hello Presents: Hidden in Plain Sight


I hope those of you that can plan on attending.

Information is in the flyer... and oh hey look, I'm in it :)

Friday, November 7, 2008

She'll find you and she'll kill you,

This is probably one of the most trippy, weirdest videos I've ever seen.. It's Chad VanGaalen's Molten Light music video, and I must be honest, it was so eerie that it scared me a little the first time I watched it...



:)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

XMAS LIST! (Urban Outfitters edition)

Even though Halloween just ended I don't think it's ever too early to start composing your Christmas list. :D




1.Bed Stu Stentorian Oxford
2.Feathers Grandpa Cardigan
3.
Cheap Monday In Between Jean
4.SP Readers
5.
Flud Digi Watch
6.Diana F+ Hong Meow Edition Camera
7.Fuiji Instax Camera
8.USB Green House
9.Lomography Diana Dreamer Camera
10.Boosted Stiloso Headphones

Also I learned that 75% of your brain is water, and drinking water throughout the day will help you stay hydrated and mentally alert

THANKS DEER PARK!

Amazing.

Well I'm in a better mood now. I stole a book earlier today from the art room, with no idea it would blow my mind. It's called TIME by Andy Goldsworthy, and by god this guy is amazing. Long story short he goes wildman into the forest, jungle, mountains, beach, or fields and makes art with stone, leaves, grass, branches, snow, ice and other natural materials. His work is astonishing as it is but in this specific book, TIME, he makes the pieces and then watches them decay, melt or blow away. I can't get enough of it.

(notice the center is totally black, he acually takes the time to make a deep ass hole in the middle of the ground. lolz.)


I wish I could find some actual TIME pieces but these will do. (what I can never understand about all his works is how he gets these natural materials to look so symmetrical, as if carved with his own hands. He must have to go through al ot of fucking rocks)

(Covered completely in leave he found on site.)(cool reflections in the water.)

Look for the book, its amazing. But for now just be aww'd by his awesomeness:

http://www.goldsworthy.cc.gla.ac.uk/



Wednesday, November 5, 2008

yes we could



i cried a little when i saw him on stage, when i saw them under the stage.
they were so elated. so happy
i felt
happy
with them.

i've always been ashamed i go to an american school, but today, i am rather proud



images from bbc. thank you.